adam2adamtn:

Sexy guy, I want to yank that towel right off you!!!!

fraternityrow:

all-American

magicalnaturetour:

What a family! by *Fall-of-rain

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

godsdammitk:

hatsuu:

you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.

castiel-is-a-assbutt:

wyld-magik:

A good basics site for teen witches to start. Check it out.
REMEMBER I SAID BASICS!!!
They are not even close to having a full anything, even pantheons,  but it is a start.

thethroneofasgard:

One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.

gryffindor-weasley:

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.