im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
^^ I’M DEAD FUCKING STOP LMAOOOO
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG FUCK HAHHAHAHA
This fucking woman
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment